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Me? Blog??

It’s true. People are putting waaaay too much information about themselves on their blogs and public profiles on social-networking sites. Seriously, do you even know WHO is reading this stuff? There must be at least one sick pervert out there reading my facebook profile and touching himself all over. No, honey, I didn’t mean you.

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Shhh… I’m trying to organize my thoughts.

The Barf Bag of Useless Knowledge

On the flight from Hanoi to Ho Chi Minh, a hundred random musings intruded on my daydream of murdering the noisy brat in the next row. No, let me be precise. I didn’t want to kill him. I only wanted to hurt him. Squealing and shouting should be done for a reason; like a single-use airline spoon shoved into an ear.

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